Dearest Melissa – Please keep in mind that your brother Thomas uses this Blog to stay in touch with you since you don’t visit him or return his calls. Those being said, please refrain from subject matter that may cause him certain level of discomfort (specifically the subject of your husband’s SPERM). Tom’s ok with Timmy breaking his collar bone, his obsession with David Hasselhoff and your insistence on keeping us “up to date” with the cast of High School Musical. But PLEASE! ‘nuff said.
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Wow. It's going to take some doing to out-innapropriate-ify that one.
Can you... What?
Take said bodily fluids and inject them into a woman of your choice that Tim's never met before?
(That has to push the innappropriate-o-meter up at least a half a notch.)
this will help.
my eyes! my eyes!
wow. i don't even have anything to say. wow.
um, this is really wierd....hmmm...i'm with ashlie on this one.
Dearest Melissa –
Please keep in mind that your brother Thomas uses this Blog to stay in touch with you since you don’t visit him or return his calls. Those being said, please refrain from subject matter that may cause him certain level of discomfort (specifically the subject of your husband’s SPERM). Tom’s ok with Timmy breaking his collar bone, his obsession with David Hasselhoff and your insistence on keeping us “up to date” with the cast of High School Musical. But PLEASE! ‘nuff said.
Signed
Your brother Tom
Amen.
hey, hey. don't hassle the hoff.
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