Color Me Relieved

After watching the Eagles' game yesterday, I was dismayed to learn that the Tennesee Titans have a player named Pacman Jones. Thankfully, I later found that "Pacman" is not his legal name, merely a nickname. (And a weakly earned one, if you read that part of his profile.) Hopefully his brothers Donkey Kong & Super Mario will have careers in the NFL as well, though.