Received this little group message on the Myspace:
On May 15th all myspace members should not go to the gas station in protest high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 72,110,073 members currently on the network, and the average car takes about 20 to 30 dollars to fill up. If all myspace members did not go to the pump on the 15th it would take $2,163,302,190.00 out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the oil industry for at least one day.
Needless to say, I've been inspired by this genius. Remember in The Day After Tomorrow: Dennis Quaid presents his theory about the melting of the polar ice caps causing a massive desalination of the Atlantic Ocean, thus disrupting the North Atlantic current and eventually causing a new ice age? Well, I'm obviously opposed to this process. So, as a means of protest, I think that on May 15th (since we will all have some free time, due to the lack of gas pumping) everyone in America should go piss in the ocean. This will doubtlessly increase the salt level to a safe level for at least one day. Let's get together on this one, people!
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hahaha - not so easy for the ladies, but i'll let steve know so that we're doing our part to save the world.
its not so hard, you just gotta wade in.
I spied you assisting at our fake car crash! Convincing work. Still, I think you broke the fourth wall a little too often.
Broke the fourth wall? Please Clarify. This does not compute.
Usually it's when somebody on stage acknowledges the audience, in essence, "breaking the fourth wall" of the tableaux. Now that I think about it, it's kind of a crappy phrase to use - so I'll say it this way:
You looked at the audience! But in your defense, we were all rubbernecks anyway!
I was trying to think of a Mitch Hedberg way to say it, but I got lazy and decided to go throw cupcakes at the wall.
Ahhh. I see, I see. Yes, I suppose I would normally look at the crowd also, I just decided to forego the expletives I would shout at them for the sake of the children. :)
Other snafus you might not have picked up on:
1) Openly criticizing the firemen who are cutting apart the car.
2) Talking to the "dead girl" in the passenger's seat.
Oh well.
1. I feel like there is a story here I'm missing. Its nice to share.
2. Of those 72,110,073 MySpace members, aren't 71,000,000 of them probably aged 12-14, and wont be filling up their cars for the next few years anyway?
3. Ask not how your planet can pee for you, ask how you can pee for your planet.
Pre-Prom "drunk driving accident" demonstration type thing at Sun Valley High School on Tuesday afternoon. Not very story worthy, really.
one small pee for man... one giant load for mankind...
... yes, it's me, dave... with the in appropriate comments... tear me up!
My only comment to you, Dave, would be to just make a free blogger account so you don't always have to type, "It's me, Dave."
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