Another Reason I'm a Moron

So I've been getting rid of excess musical instruments. The old Washburn guitar will be relocated to a local friend, the disastrous Fender Telecoustic was sold on eBay, the well used Taylor Big Baby is in the process of being sold on eBay, and the Rogue acoustic bass is next on the chopping block. Sounds good, right? So why would I have another reason to think myself a moron? Because I've been looking at electric guitars on eBay for the better part of the evening at work tonight. So my moronitude is not so much because I'll be wasting money I don't have, as the proceeds from these recent and future sales are just there for the taking. No, I'm a moron because I know full well that I don't usually care for the sound of an electric guitar being strummed - and I lack the skill to do anything to a guitar besides strum it. But... but.... but on my "electric" week at church, it would be so much cooler if I had an electric guitar that I could plug into the amp and maybe a sweet auto-wah pedal! Or something like that.