As I unsuspectingly made my way to the FedEx/Kinkos store in Springfield this afternoon, I happened to spot one of the most elusive creatures in Delaware County folklore - the dreaded negro squirrel. Long thought to be meerly an old wives tale or the invention of learning deficient children, this photo taken from my car window proves the existence of this mythological beast. I regret that the photo isn't very sharp, as it was taken with a camera phone and I dared not exit my vehicle to try and get a closer look.
note: the author catagorically denies any allegations that he simply spraypainted a standard grey squirrel and staged this photograph. no animals were harmed during the making of this documentary.
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