Must Be Nice

I just read an article on Foxnews.com about how the housing market is sagging in most parts of the country. How lucky we are to live in an area that is apparently more similar to Joan Rivers' mug, because last time I checked people are still expected to pay a minimum of $200,000 for a single home in any neighborhood where you don't need to leave a loaded shotgun behind your front door. I guess all those other poor saps will just have to buy reasonably priced homes while us cool cats enjoy being able to.... live near Philadelphia? Sigh.